did you know...

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris' pulse is measured on the Richter scale.
Chuck Norris does not get frost bite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face.
Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris got cold so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen Sandiego.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
Chuck Norris invented the Cesarean section when he roundhouse kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His foot.
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Jean-Claude Van Damme once beat up Chuck Norris. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris had to stop swimming in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
And finally...
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.